Any

ANY

OH GOSH OH GOLLY OH GEE

I CAN’T FIND THE ANY KEY

I’VE LOOKED HIGH AND LOW

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW

I CAN’T FIND THE ANY KEY

THE DIRECTIONS ARE CLEAR AND PRECISE

INSERT THE CD IN THE DEVICE

AND THEN HIT THE ANY KEY

OH MERCY OH MERCY OH ME

WHERE OH WHERE CAN IT BE

IT’S NO WHERE NO WHERE TO BE SEEN

WHICH I THINK IS KIND OF OBSCENE

IT’S NOT IN THE F KEYS

THE NUMBER KEYS

THE LETTER KEYS

THE SYMBOL KEYS

MY HOUSE KEY

OR ANY WHERE

OR MY UNDERWEAR

WHERE OH WHERE CAN IT BE

SO FRIENDS IN PLACES HIGH AND LOW

PLEASE IF YOU KNOW LET ME KNOW

WHERE OH WHERE IS THE KEY

THE ERRANT MISCHIEVOUS ANY KEY

SO I CAN GIVE IT A HOME

IT NEED NEVER ROAM

IT'LL LIVE ON MY COMPUTER FREE

FRANK A VOLLMER