Towels

I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT TOWELS
THE SUBJECT IS SURE TO MAKE MEN HOWLS
YOU SEE WHEN YOU GO TO THE JOHN
WHAT YOU HAPPEN UPON
ARE TOWELS ARTFULLY ARRANGED
AND THAT’S THE CAUSE OF SOMETHING STRANGE
AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW
THEY’RE ONLY FOR SHOW
TO USE ONE SHOWS YOU’RE SOCIALLY INEPT
DRYING MY HANDS ON MY PANTS I’M SOCIALLY ADEPT
IT’S TIME FOR MEN TO STAND UP FOR THEIR RIGHTS
LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, NEVER TURN OUT LIGHTS
CLUTTER THE PLACE WITH NEWSPAPERS AND BOOKS
AS LONG AS IT’S CLEAN WHO CARES HOW IT LOOKS
I REALIZE I’M UNDER A CLOUD
I’M MALE NO OPINIONS ALLOWED
OH FOR THE DAYS OF MY YOUTH
WHEN I’D DRY MYSELF WITH A T-SHIRT FOR SOOTH

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