My Buddy Has a Code

MY BUDDY HAS A CODE IN THE NODE
HER NODE LOOKS LIKE A NIGHT OF DRINKING
SHE’S THE EAST COAST DISTRIBUTOR
OF MALAISE AND MAL AL LA TETE

SHE’S ON DRUGS THAT WOULD KILL A HORSE
THAT’S BECAUSE SHE’S GOT A COLT
THAT’S THE MANE REASON SHE GOT SICK

THIS FILLY IS ILLY
THAT’S KIND OF SILLY
HER NOSE IS WINNING THE RACE
IT’S RUNNING AT WHIM
OVER HER CHIN
IT’S PUDDLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR

SHE’D REALLY BE THANKY
FOR THE LOAN OF A HANKY
HERS ARE ALL USED UP
WOULD YOU BELIEVE
SHE’S USING HER SLEEVE
BUT SHE’S WEARING A SLEEVELESS BLOUSE

NOW LET ME PRATTLE
ABOUT HER CHEST RATTLE
THE COUGHING THE COUGHING THE COUGH
SHE SOUNDS JUST THE SAME
AS AN OLD FASHIONED TRAIN
CHUGGING CHUGGING AND CHUG

LET’S ALL LIGHT A CANDLE
DO THE CHICKEN BONE DANCE
ANYTHING TO MAKE HER WELL

I WISH HER WELL
IN HER MOMENT OF STRESS
SHE’S GOT A CODE IN THE NODE
MY PAL

FRANK A VOLLMER